Some of my favorite status updates:
Good moms let the kid's lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.
2 men in a bar. 1 says "I did your mom last night". The other says"Dad go home, you're drunk".
Marriage is like a casino...you go in all excited and optimistic, you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself.
I'm off to go finish my book. I have a new box of crayons and only 12 pages left!
Some days 25 to life just seems like it would be worth it!!!
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken.
Good moms let the kid's lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.
2 men in a bar. 1 says "I did your mom last night". The other says"Dad go home, you're drunk".
Marriage is like a casino...you go in all excited and optimistic, you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself.
I'm off to go finish my book. I have a new box of crayons and only 12 pages left!
Some days 25 to life just seems like it would be worth it!!!
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken.
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